Ruin sex in five words

[merrygoround]

Shouldn't have eaten that burrito

[fistingfatties]

I now have an excuse if a guy ask me if we can do anal

[CuddlyPac]

(name of guy), I'll fist you afterwards

[ablasta]

I would worry for my life if a guy says that to me

[PussySlay]

Or it could be: Can I peg you (name of guy)

[uninvoked]

*mid thrust* you wanna cash me ousside?

[uninvoked]

Bish wuz guud

[TastyLove]

How bow dah!

[sexyme1]

You be nicole, I'm OJ

[imhornyimhorny]

Oh my my. That's hmmm.

[BigDaddy69]

A vegan pansexual who crossfits

[Lookingforlovin]

Is there such a thing?

[merrygoround]

Hey, you got tested right?

[CupcakeTea]

This is way above the required five word limit but here it goes: Have you heard of our lord and savior, Jesus Christ?

[Live2Hunt]

I was thinking that you guys were in a threesome with a Latino guy named Jesus. Lol

[halfSlut23]

(name of guy or girl) no, I'm your father/mother

[hardandrough]

Totally agree with you. Lol

[halfSlut23]

How bout the GOT fans

[yumyum]

halfSlut23 GOT fans don't need any dialogue since they automatically know that they're going to fuck their sibling lol

[TastyLove]

Daddy, shoot your load inside

[ManlyBeardMan]

that would turn on a man even more

[Lookingforlovin]

I was born a man.

[ManlyBeardMan]

That's just wrong in so many levels