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  • Hit me up with a pick up line

    I wanna hear some of you cheesiest/ darkest/dirty and clever pick up lines. Don't hold back

  • #2
    Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

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    • #3
      Hey
      *put chloroform tissue

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      • yumyum
        yumyum commented
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        Sorry if I went a bit overboard with my answer

      • LoveShove
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        hahaha, pretty funny and scary at the same time,good think you look absolutely gorgeous.

      • yumyum
        yumyum commented
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        You ladies should try it next time you're at a bar

    • #4
      Hopefully, it's just for laughs

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      • #5
        I heard this from a friend of mine. It goes "Are you a taxidermist? No? That's okay, you can still stuff my pussy"

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        • #6
          Wanna watch porn on my flat screen mirror?

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          • uninvoked
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            I think you missed it, she was for real

          • leonbronsomGM
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            do you really think so??? you can't win then all

          • uninvoked
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            wow you really missed that opportunity

        • #7
          Originally posted by uninvoked View Post
          Wanna watch porn on my flat screen mirror?
          ooh That's clever

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          • #8
            A guy said this to me in a bar . He was like, Girl are you sitting on the F5 key? Cuz that ass is refreshing. almost made me spit my drink

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            • #9
              hey i just met you
              and this is crazy
              i have Alzheimer's
              hey i jut met you

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              • halfSlut23
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                This made me laugh.

              • morelove
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                Why is it only now that you've seen this? halfSlut23

              • halfSlut23
                halfSlut23 commented
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                yeah this is the first time i've seen it lol

            • #10
              If love was milk you would be quite a big cow

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              • uninvoked
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                oh my god. does this ever work

              • merrygoround
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                oh it works well.

            • #11
              I may not go down in history, but I'll go down on you.

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              • #12
                Originally posted by Lookingforlovin View Post
                I may not go down in history, but I'll go down on you.
                So did you let him go down on you or not?

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                • #13
                  Do you work at the post office? I see you staring at my package.

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                  • #14
                    Do you have a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I could see myself in your pants.

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                    • #15
                      Are you a cigarette? Cause you got a hot butt!

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                      • fistingfatties
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                        I think you're always using this one.

                      • ManlyBeardMan
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                        nah this is the first time i've ever said this to anyone
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