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  • Things to do with a penis

    besides fuck it

  • #2
    use it to hang your towel in
    use it as a controller
    poke people with
    use it as a bat

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    • domval
      domval commented
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      lol. well i would like to slowly slide mine deep into a vag

    • yumyum
      yumyum commented
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      domval with what you got, you can poke anyone with it.

    • uninvoked
      uninvoked commented
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      yumyum he can actually do a lot of things with his dick.

  • #3
    call his friends so they can fence

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    • PussySlay
      PussySlay commented
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      lol they can hold a boner contest while they're at it

    • imhornyimhorny
      imhornyimhorny commented
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      Good Idea PussySlay. CuddlyPac gays would love that.

    • CuddlyPac
      CuddlyPac commented
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      I think that is a sure fire way to find out if your friend is gay or not lol

  • #4
    sing into it, turn in into a microphone
    put a tissue in it and draw eyes and a mouth and go woooooo

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    • domval
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      go head see if it works on me??

    • yumyum
      yumyum commented
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      So what song will you sing with it?

  • #5
    "is this thing on?"

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    • imhornyimhorny
      imhornyimhorny commented
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      why didnt i think of this, lol

    • Kinkytime
      Kinkytime commented
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      so what we geeeet druunk?

    • sexyme1
      sexyme1 commented
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      You guys already did it. lol

  • #6
    Grasp it firmly and pull it like a lever. Lol

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    • Kinkytime
      Kinkytime commented
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      kronk, wrong leveeeeer!

    • TastyLove
      TastyLove commented
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      hahah Yzma, my favorite villain ever

    • yumyum
      yumyum commented
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      I can go a long way with this. lol

  • #7
    Put a variety of donuts on it then eat your way to the bottom, then eat it up.

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    • BuiltToLast
      BuiltToLast commented
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      lol that's a great idea, you can do that to me if you want

    • CupcakeComments
      CupcakeComments commented
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      hahah nice try buddy

    • sexyme1
      sexyme1 commented
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      BuiltToLast how many donuts your dick can hold?

  • #8
    I can walk sideways at the supermarket and knock all the soups off the shelf.

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    • sexyme1
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      Good luck with what you wanted to do. lol

    • Cupcakeri
      Cupcakeri commented
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      Are you sure that it could get that hard that it would knock over a bunch of cans?

  • #9
    Try to squeeze it until every drop of liquid would get out of it lol

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    • PussySlay
      PussySlay commented
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      Oh yes! Different ones and pretty worse experiences with them. lol

    • yumyum
      yumyum commented
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      dont take it out on other people

    • PussySlay
      PussySlay commented
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      I will don't you worry girl.

  • #10
    I would use mine to stir a jar of peanut butter.

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    • BeautifulCupful
      BeautifulCupful commented
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      And you would let someone lick it?

    • CupcakeTea
      CupcakeTea commented
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      Are you going to use it to spread it on the bread as well?

    • PussySlay
      PussySlay commented
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      then make your dog lick it?

  • #11
    Use it as a toilet paper holder.

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    • PussySlay
      PussySlay commented
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      I needed a toilet paper holder. lol

    • domval
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      hi can hold rolls.jkjk

  • #12
    Put it inside your mouth and suck on it like your life depends on it

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    • 1xz9
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      she said besides fuck it

    • Live2Hunt
      Live2Hunt commented
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      1xz9 are you willing to suck my dick?

    • 1xz9
      1xz9 commented
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      Live2Hunt no plans whatsoever of sucking your dick

  • #13
    If he's a cheater you can cut it off and send it to his mistress or something lol

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    • HoneyHoney72
      HoneyHoney72 commented
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      Have you been cheated on in the past that's why you're willing to do that?

    • XperiencedVirgin
      XperiencedVirgin commented
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      Yes, I've been cheated before. Not really sure if I'm able to do what I wrote lol

  • #14
    use it as a ruler

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    • 1xz9
      1xz9 commented
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      Lol, that wouldn't be a straight line then.

  • #15
    In the words of queen Bey: put a ring on it

    lol

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    • yumyum
      yumyum commented
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      hahaha good one!

    • PussySlay
      PussySlay commented
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      if you like it then you shoulda put a ring on it

    • yumyum
      yumyum commented
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      All you single ladies! lol
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