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  • Things to do with a penis

    besides fuck it

  • #2
    use it to hang your towel in
    use it as a controller
    poke people with
    use it as a bat

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    • BuiltToLast
      BuiltToLast commented
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      Use it as a bat would be awesome.

    • BeautifulCupful
      BeautifulCupful commented
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      Poke people with it is the best. lol

    • uninvoked
      uninvoked commented
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      lol glad you think so

  • #3
    call his friends so they can fence

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    • imhornyimhorny
      imhornyimhorny commented
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      now on pay-per-view

    • yumyum
      yumyum commented
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      you know what i;d pay for that

    • imhornyimhorny
      imhornyimhorny commented
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      I'll let you in for free

  • #4
    sing into it, turn in into a microphone
    put a tissue in it and draw eyes and a mouth and go woooooo

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    • imhornyimhorny
      imhornyimhorny commented
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      That would be a perfect song.

    • morelove
      morelove commented
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      imhornyimhorny how about you, what would you sing with a live microphone.

    • BeautifulCupful
      BeautifulCupful commented
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      I'll sing shower me with your love. lol

  • #5
    "is this thing on?"

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    • Kinkytime
      Kinkytime commented
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      Hahaha I know right.

    • imhornyimhorny
      imhornyimhorny commented
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      Kinkytime so what we smoke weed

    • Kinkytime
      Kinkytime commented
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      So what now? lol

  • #6
    Grasp it firmly and pull it like a lever. Lol

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    • TastyLove
      TastyLove commented
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      imhornyimhorny Kinkytime Why did the two of you end up talking about The Emperor's New Groove?

    • Kinkytime
      Kinkytime commented
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      Because of the lever's sound effect.

    • TastyLove
      TastyLove commented
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      Okay then. Whatever floats your boat ladies

  • #7
    Put a variety of donuts on it then eat your way to the bottom, then eat it up.

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    • CupcakeComments
      CupcakeComments commented
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      And how many donuts were you able to put on it?

    • BeautifulCupful
      BeautifulCupful commented
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      Then after you put the donuts, It's eating time.

    • CupcakeComments
      CupcakeComments commented
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      I would be fine if he just puts a donut on his dick rather than placing all of them on his shaft. Because carbs lol

  • #8
    I can walk sideways at the supermarket and knock all the soups off the shelf.

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    • CupcakeComments
      CupcakeComments commented
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      Are you sure that you're able to do that while I'm watching you?

    • leonbronsomGM
      leonbronsomGM commented
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      hahahaha!!! that's funny

    • BuiltToLast
      BuiltToLast commented
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      Yeah, I can do it if you're the one who's going to watch it

  • #9
    Try to squeeze it until every drop of liquid would get out of it lol

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    • leonbronsomGM
      leonbronsomGM commented
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      the squeezing sounds kind of good in a painful way fuck it I'm game
      Last edited by leonbronsomGM; 06-22-2018, 09:07 PM.

    • PussySlay
      PussySlay commented
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      You made it sound like I'm using a vise-grip when I talk about squeezing dicks dry leonbronsomGM

    • leonbronsomGM
      leonbronsomGM commented
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      that's the first though that's popped in my head

  • #10
    I would use mine to stir a jar of peanut butter.

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    • StrongAsZeus
      StrongAsZeus commented
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      CupcakeTea you want me to prepare some bread for you?

    • CupcakeTea
      CupcakeTea commented
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      Are you sure that you can spread it properly?

    • StrongAsZeus
      StrongAsZeus commented
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      I could practice it just for you

  • #11
    Use it as a toilet paper holder.

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    • BeautifulCupful
      BeautifulCupful commented
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      Guess that your dick can't really hold rolls of toilet paper since you just wrote jk at the end lol

    • yumyum
      yumyum commented
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      Something that can stand for 24 hours.

    • BeautifulCupful
      BeautifulCupful commented
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      He needs to go to the hospital if it is still standing for 24 hours lol

  • #12
    Put it inside your mouth and suck on it like your life depends on it

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    • 1xz9
      1xz9 commented
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      Live2Hunt no plans whatsoever of sucking your dick

    • BeautifulCupful
      BeautifulCupful commented
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      Good luck to whoever wants to do this.

    • Live2Hunt
      Live2Hunt commented
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      Okay then. But just in case you ladies suddenly change your minds, feel free to send me a message

  • #13
    If he's a cheater you can cut it off and send it to his mistress or something lol

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    • yumyum
      yumyum commented
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      XperiencedVirgin So he should be loyal than having that thing cut off.

    • XperiencedVirgin
      XperiencedVirgin commented
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      Yes. It would also make him stop cheating once and for all lol

    • yumyum
      yumyum commented
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      If you really do will cut it off, put it in a jar and send me a photo. lmao

  • #14
    use it as a ruler

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    • LoveShove
      LoveShove commented
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      To measure stuff of course yumyum

    • Live2Hunt
      Live2Hunt commented
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      You can use mine to measure stuff, if you want

    • LoveShove
      LoveShove commented
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      Sure I would use that if I need to measure something that is microscopic lmao

  • #15
    In the words of queen Bey: put a ring on it

    lol

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    • Cupcakeri
      Cupcakeri commented
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      I wonder if they could keep an erection for that long

    • sexyme1
      sexyme1 commented
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      Loved this answer lmao

    • Cupcakeri
      Cupcakeri commented
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      Glad that you liked it. Not sure why it was the first thing that popped in my head
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