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    What is the weirdest thing that came to your mind while masturbating?

  • #2
    I remember one time when I was masturbating, the thought of the end the world came into my mind. I think that's kind of weird, right?

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    • Airexadre
      Airexadre commented
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      Why would you even think about the end of the world while masturbating? For me, that's a major turn off.

    • J3nnyTalia
      J3nnyTalia commented
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      Yep, that's weird enough. Lol

    • merrygoround
      merrygoround commented
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      You're masturbating and then you die. Nice.

  • #3
    The thought of "Is the Earth flat?" suddenly came out to my mind while masturbating. How about you? Do you mind sharing your story first?

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    • XperiencedVirgin
      XperiencedVirgin commented
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      You've made me laugh with that. Lol!

    • BeautifulCupful
      BeautifulCupful commented
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      Why did you think of that all of a sudden? That's one strange mind you have there lol

  • #4
    My grandmother. She suddenly butted in into my fantasy threesome with Benedict Cumberbatch and Robert Downey Jr.

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    • Yummykorn
      Yummykorn commented
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      Was she the one who've gotten laid and not you? lol

    • jerda201
      jerda201 commented
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      I'd love to be in a Cumberbatch and RDJ sandwich...

    • rockmybedpls
      rockmybedpls commented
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      jerda201 I'd love to join you, if possible...

  • #5
    I was having a good wank when I suddenly remembered that today is my dog's birthday.

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    • #6
      Masturbating while imagining watching Chris Hemsworth having sex with Gal Gadot. lol

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      • Lingtote
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        Frankly speaking, that was actually hot.

    • #7
      The only thing that came out when I was masturbating was my juices lol

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      • Cupcakesi
        Cupcakesi commented
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        Best answer that I've read so far lol

      • badbadboys
        badbadboys commented
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        Cupcakesi True that. Hope there's an award for best comment here. Lol

    • #8
      How long do you masturbate that your mind start drifting into other things?

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      • MoiraMcTagarrt
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        I love that sass! Keep it up!

    • #9
      I'm not the type who let's my mind drift when I'm masturbating. Don't want to cum while thinking of something really strange or work related

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      • ablasta
        ablasta commented
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        Me too, I want to enjoy the pleasure I am feeling while masturbating that is why I do not think of anything that might turn me off.

    • #10
      When I masturbate, my mind is really filled with horny things and have no more time to think of other things.
      Last edited by Mor2thisIknoe; 01-06-2019, 08:38 AM.

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      • honesty101
        honesty101 commented
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        Right! I'm also in the zone when I masturbate.

      • BabeLady
        BabeLady commented
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        honesty101 you're making it sound like you're playing a game when you're masturbating

    • #11
      Suddenly thinking of a person that you really hate or loathe

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      • #12
        If you don't want to be distracted, watch porn while you masturbate.

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        • Lookingforlovin
          Lookingforlovin commented
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          Yeah right, caused your focus will be in the video and not in your thoughts,

        • MoiraMcTagarrt
          MoiraMcTagarrt commented
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          Lookingforlovin What are the other things you can suggest him?

      • #13
        Me thinking anal sex when masturbating but then came the thought of poop, that instantly turns me off.

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        • AirFeline
          AirFeline commented
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          Ugh! That was utterly disgusting when imagining it like that. That is why I always try not to engage in anal sex.

      • #14
        It could have been worse like still thinking of it while you're having an orgasm

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        • TeaBroadway
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          So its like a guy who's watching porn and he cums while the scene is showing the guy's dick or face?

      • #15
        I was masturbating once and then I realized that I have work today and I needed to get up and get ready. I didn't finish and I was feeling irritable all day.

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