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    What are some cool or hilarious pickup lines that you have said to your partner? I remember telling him that I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.

  • #2
    My ex always wants to have cheesy lines, and the most unforgettable was before we have sex he said "Are you cake? Cause I want a piece of that." lol

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    • bemine
      bemine commented
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      This is kinda a corny pick-up line, although I find it funny.

    • CupcakeComments
      CupcakeComments commented
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      I know, right? but it just spices things up for me though. lol

  • #3
    I told him this. "Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.."
    Last edited by sexyme1; 04-12-2019, 09:34 AM.

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    • Yummykorn
      Yummykorn commented
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      This is actually a good pickup line to tell, I might try this pickup line to my partner.

  • #4
    "My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in." I told him this and he laughs at me.

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    • BabeLady
      BabeLady commented
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      This pick-up line is kinda gross but it was funny as hell.

    • uninvoked
      uninvoked commented
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      Where did you actually heard of that line?

  • #5
    I always used this when I have noticed that she has a great smile. Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

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    • hardandrough
      hardandrough commented
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      So does that line that always work or not?

    • BuiltToLast
      BuiltToLast commented
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      It did, I think because of this pickup line I got a second date. lol

  • #6
    "If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?", I told him this and he looked like he's dying of romantic excitement.

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    • yumyum
      yumyum commented
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      That might be the cheesiest line that I've read so far

    • 1xz9
      1xz9 commented
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      Come to think of it. Nothing means nothing. lol

  • #7
    Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.

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    • ablasta
      ablasta commented
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      Did that line actually work or not?

    • ManlyBeardMan
      ManlyBeardMan commented
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      She just smiles. I like to think that it works lol ablasta

    • hitthesack
      hitthesack commented
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      Would that work if you are the girl? ablasta

  • #8
    "I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art", when he told me this, my heart fluttered.

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    • Kinkytime
      Kinkytime commented
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      How old were you when the guy used that line on you?

    • Janbaby
      Janbaby commented
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      I think this pickup line is good.

  • #9
    I tried this one on him right after he bought a new pair of shoes. "Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"

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    • BugAlive
      BugAlive commented
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      So did he get naked in less than a minute after using that line on him?

    • AglowBeautiful
      AglowBeautiful commented
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      If someone told me that out of the blue, I might get weirded out.

    • TastyLove
      TastyLove commented
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      AglowBeautiful do you think that the reason for fucking him is shallow? lol

  • #10
    A guy tried this on me once: My love for you is like dividing by zero. It's undefinable

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    • morelove
      morelove commented
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      I bet he is a math genius. lol

  • #11
    On the first date, I told him this "Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?",his reaction was funny although he said yes.

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    • AnneCubix
      AnneCubix commented
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      This is like a subtle way to ask for sex,lol.

    • Carlosa34
      Carlosa34 commented
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      What was his reaction exactly when you told him that?

    • BabyUni
      BabyUni commented
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      And I'm guessing that the two of you did it once you came home with him? lol

  • #12
    Originally posted by LoveShove View Post
    I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.
    I remember that he used this line to me too.

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