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  • Got any dirty jokes??? Lay your worst on me

    Dirty joke time. The dirtier the better. I'll start: what is black and white and red all over? A zebra covered in red paint! Haha. Okay, I've got an actual dirty joke: What is 6 inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild? A $100!!! Here's another: what d you call balls on your chin? ...A dick in your mouth!

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    This one my dad taught to me and it got him in a lot of trouble, aha. What is green and smells like pork? ....Kermit's finger! I was only 6 when I learned that joke and I didn't understand it at all. I think my kid brain thought it was because Kermit and Piggy held hands or something. I went and told my mum and she was so fucking mad at my dad. It was amazing, haha. And then i was forbidden from ever repeating it so naturally I told my whole class.

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    • #3
      That Kermit one is terrible. Ugh I feel gross just having read it. Can we not? I feel like this thread is going to quickly go racist or homophobic or something. Let's not do dirty jokes! What about limericks or riddles or somethig?

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      • #4
        Grape Soda, come off it. we're just having a little fun. Go away if you don't want to read them.

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        • #5
          I got one that is pretty good: how are KFC and a woman the same? ...take away the legs and the breast and all you're left with is one greasy box to put your bone in! lolololllllll

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          • #6
            Ooooo that's a good one. saving that!

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            • #7
              Here's a good joke: how often did any of the dudes in this thread get laid. ZERO becaue they're losers with poor taste in jokes.

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              • #8
                get a life sis! nobody is making you read this thread! we're just relaxxing and having fun with some jokes. cool it ok? ffs here's a joke that you'll def enjoy: what does it mean when a man remember's a woman's eye colour after a date? ...she had small tits!

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                • #9
                  You all are a disgrace to your all of humankind. Seriously.

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                  • #10
                    Ah, just ignore them, doll. Don't feed them or they just get stronger. Let them have their offensive little joke thread. *eye roll*

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                    • #11
                      Did you guys hear something? Lolllll. Got another: what do women and noodles have in common? Both wiggle when you eat them! Hahahaha

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